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also_samOct 25, 2024
always annoying when your internet connection is a bit trash and a absolutely banger fedi meme just loads… half
also_samOct 23, 2024
not sure what the gender of a gin and tonic is when ordering? simple, just pretend to be hesitant
“Ich würde gern ein uhhh”

German native speakers hate this simple trick
also_samOct 23, 2024
Mirrored Game CoversOct 23, 2024
Ultimate Body Blows https://www.mobygames.com/game/3297/ultimate-body-blows/
Ultimate Body Blows (1994) - MobyGames

Ultimate Body Blows is a compilation of Body Blows and its sequel, available only for Amiga, Body Blows Galactic. The game combines everything from its predecessors and adds more colors, improved graphics, and music, more backgrounds and endings,...

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Show threadalso_samOct 20, 2024
@Lili I go to the bordrestaurant, it’s apparently understaffed as there’s only one person there, I wait quite a while only to be told the card terminal is broken
oh come on
Show threadalso_samOct 20, 2024
@aurora I should replace my notification sound with the “ding dong” chime they put before “Gleis 1. Zug fahrt ab, die Türen schließen automatisch“
also_samOct 18, 2024
sam Oct 18, 2024
I have created a list of 'bad' user agents that belong to fedi crawlers and the like. Feel free to get in touch via a DM or email if there are any additions - check your logs maybe.

Hope it's helpful.

git.sam.ax/sam/bad-fedi-uas
bad-fedi-uas

bad-fedi-uas

sam.ax Git Service
Show threadalso_samOct 18, 2024
@q you’ll be going nowhere
Show threadalso_samOct 18, 2024
@sam pay 1200 eur to a lawyer and wait 9 months
also_samOct 17, 2024
⚠️ Shitposting will resume on @sam. You MAY choose to follow me there. You SHOULD NOT unfollow this account just yet.
also_samOct 17, 2024
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@sam is me, fyi