i skeeted

hold on, there is a romcom currently theaters about Celine Dion teaching a music critic a valuable lesson about love and it's NOT based on Carl Wilson's 33 1/3 book?

i just know harlan crow bought clarence thomas the window shopper milkshake

the year is 2023 and a boombox has eaten my superchunk tape

when you're trying to get the attention of a guy who listens to ironically racist podcasts

can Tom come to work with me and yell this at my clients

i thought "woah gas is super expensive out here!" but it turns out their sign's just not working

i never really knew the details of the Jai Paul situation, imo it's pretty horrifying how gleefully people pirated his leaked music for years and just told themselves that it was good for him and he should be happy about it
https://www.newyorker.com/culture/cultural-comment/jai-paul-a-mysterious-pop-legend-is-finally-performing?curator=MediaREDEF