Gossip at 9:30 Club: best show I've seen so far this year! And it was so good to see so many familiar queerdos in the room

I seem to have changed shape.

Grimes came on at the gym this morning and I nearly put a dumbbell through the window. Thankfully the coach pressed skip.

I probably should know how to use a handgun

Why is Wilfred Brimley always talking into his Denny's menu?

Instead of watching the game today, I'm going to look at photos from my super excellent colonoscopy: Super Bowel Sunday!

My Global Entry expired while I'm traveling (domestically). I was such a hopeless loser in the regular screening line (forgot to take off my shoes, my belt.... Uggh so embarrassing)

Doritos in Palm Springs are way more spicy than in DC

Palm Springs has confirmed that I am not into daddies. This is probably a personal failing, or at least a chronological side effect of my coming out when I did, or latent residual programming from Abercrombie and Fitch bags, but it just is very rare that I am into gentlemen older than me.

Sometimes I think the Earth is too big. This happens primarily when I am on airplane flights exceeding 4 hours in duration.