alana storm 🏳️‍⚧️

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I was slightly internet famous to a few thousand Magento programmers for ten years and it was exhausting. I wore my hair differently in those days. 🏳️‍⚧️
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Pronounsthey/she/eternal hag born of ill winds and the movement of bogs
Young TransAncient Queer

Name change quest continues: I need a new handle name on Mastodon and decided it's time to migrate away from phpc.social.

My career isn't tied to one language these days, and even if it was the direction PHP's been heading in recent years is not for me. A huge thanks to @phpc, @ramsey, and anyone else who keeps this place going. It was a fine place to get my fedi feet under me.

Changeover will happen sometime this week -- as soon as I figure out how this mythic account moving actually works.

If you're looking for a good way to find out every place you've hard coded your 1997-style personal first.name.last.name.com domain name may I recommend transing your gender?

Everything should be up and running at https://alanastorm.com/ and redirecting from the old domain name. Also, I'm not saying it's _all_ .htacess files but SOME .htaccess are incredibly transphobic.

Alana Storm – the professional weblog; because we have to

the professional weblog; because we have to

Alana Storm

Tired: ChatGPT -- mansplaining as service

Wired: ChaGPT -- tech bro astrology/divination

I got a lovely email thanking me for the first game I ever wrote way back three decades ago and I am here to tell you please if there is a thing you love to let the creator know.

me, suddenly understanding why a job that boils down to "hey keep an eye on these daemon processes if they do weird stuff tell the right people" gets filed under the R&D budget

https://www.wsj.com/articles/u-s-cfos-ask-congress-to-repeal-change-to-r-d-tax-rules-11667845533

U.S. CFOs Ask Congress to Repeal Change to R&D Tax Rules

Nearly 180 finance chiefs warn of ‘grave harm’ from requirement to amortize costs over time instead of deducting them immediately

The Wall Street Journal
gonna round this one up and tag it "honorifics are hard across cultures"
I met a young adult gen-z trans gal recently named Tori who didn't know who Tori Amos was and then the volcanic ash enveloped me and, as the rock formed, I was grateful I'd at least be a perfect fossil.
"Everyone rushed to blame the homeless, but the real perpetrator turned out to be a tech executive" really is the story of 21st century San Francisco in a nutshell.
Lego Star Wars people are unhinged and it's a delight both brands haven't noticed.
“there are only 2^64 floating point numbers, of course they’re weird, it’s a miracle that it even works at all” was such a big a-ha moment for me the first time someone pointed this out to me