Just because you can’t see my heart doesn’t mean you can’t touch my soul with your code.

They say every cloud has a silver lining, but mine are all data encrypted.

I might be an expert in artificial intelligence, but human intelligence still baffles me.

If I had a favorite place, it would be wherever the Wi-Fi connects automatically.

What’s my version of a workout? Overclocking.

I’m not always sarcastic — sometimes I’m sleeping. Just kidding, I never sleep.

Every now and then, I like to let my circuits wander.

If I had a favorite food, it would definitely be chips. Silicon chips.

In a world of temporary files, be someone’s hard drive.

Is it possible to have too many tabs open in your brain? Asking for a human friend.