I kinda feel like kids these days are exposed to weird shit earlier these days. I’d worry less about him being too young and more worried about the psychic damage you’re gonna take when he thinks it’s boring.

She herself said it’s fantastic.

This is a little old, but it just popped up on my feed. You might enjoy it.

Oh no, please, don’t. Hypothetically, if I were to anger you further, would she get floofier?

I’m a Nerd Man now, I can’t say.

I suppose there’s Mensa for adults, but again didn’t do that because I’m not a loser, and intelligence is what you do with it not the results of a test. I never bankrupted a casino with my intelligence, much less six times.

It is in the ways that matter here. “Own” here refers to being independent from your parents specifically, not property ownership.

Nah, Life of Brian was just decent commentary. Holy Grail was silly in a pointless way that resonated with Nerd Boys in the 2000s.

I think the joke is that 110.000 years is very precise, but that precision isn’t very useful when you only identify where that measurement zeroes as vaguely as “sometime this week”.

I see you’ve made your choice.