News stories from Philly last night seem to indicate that I've been lied to by both The Boss and The Band. The Chickenman seems fine.

Right now I have nothing interesting to post as my life is in a very boring/terrible place. So instead, hi how's it going old and new people?

I just had a job interview where the interviewers were so weird, I no longer want the job, just because I don't want to deal with them.

@MrControl @CobaltVelvet yeah the siren thing kills me, I've been pulled over enough to get flashbacks

For some reason, the line between sleep and awake has been getting very blurry for me. I feel like I spend a lot of time awake with strange dreamlike thoughts and when I do dream I just do normal activities to the point I find myself frustrated about realizing I haven't gotten routine chores done but dreamed I had.

I don't think of upper 80's in October as a little summer left so much as the goddamn mosquito Mardi Gras being extended another half month.

Dear people sitting silently in their car, eating chicken wings outside the 5 Below, staring straight ahead at the Ulta across the parking lot. Does your radio not work or do you like creepy silence? Did you know your lives would turn out like this? Is this a typical family dinner for you?

Used to think of Mastodon as "nice twitter" but now I think of it as "too dumb to be mean twitter."