You got games on that phone 👀

You got games on that phone 👀
Breaking: IM NOT ALLERGIC TO LATEX!!!
My doctor said my latex allergy is negative. He followed this up with “not that latex is used much in the hospital anymore, but I supposed you could run into it in other places.”
Not sure if he noticed my shit-eating grin.
8264 :: Code 051 :: Commentary :: After working and then driving 4 hours, it was nice to put my feet up and do some reading.
me in my head while reading job descriptions over the years
2015: please don't say fintech anywhere please no fintech
2017: please don't say crypto anywhere please no crypto
2019: please don't say chatbot anywhere please no chatbot
2021: please don't say nft please no nft
2023: please don't say ai anywhere please no ai