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Expat Melburnian, currently in the northern hemisphere. Also at @acb (music), @acb (miscellany)
Following cutting their video streaming resolution in Europe to SD to help with the demands of a quarantined population, Netflix and YouTube have announced that similar measures will be in place to conserve bandwidth on the Australian internet. From tomorrow, all video streams will be capped to a maximum resolution of 352x288 PAL. A spokesperson has said that the restrictions should allow the NBN to cope with the unprecedented surge of demand.

Seen floating around; not my idea:

“Waiting for new Aussie slang to be born in the next few months. Early guesses:

Sanny — hand sanitiser
In iso — self isolation / lockdown
the Rona — self explanatory
Magpie — supermarket hoarder

In a sentence:

Me boss tested pozzi for the rona so now I'm in iso. Popped down to woolies for some sanny but it's been bloody magpie'd.

This Friday, Bandcamp will waive its cut of all sales, to support artists hit hard by Covfefe19-related gig/tour cancellations. It might be a good time to buy a bunch of things from your wishlist then:

https://daily.bandcamp.com/features/bandcamp-covid-19-fundraiser

Support Artists Impacted By the Covid-19 Pandemic

Today is the day.

Bandcamp Daily

NSW praised for acting quickly on Coronavirus by shutting down all public events 5 years before outbreak:

https://chaser.com.au/general-news/nsw-praised-for-acting-quickly-on-corona-by-shutting-down-all-public-events-5-years-before-outbreak/

NSW praised for acting quickly on Corona by shutting down all public events 5 years before outbreak

"How did they know?"

Laxatives sell out as hoarders try to make use of excess toilet paper:

https://chaser.com.au/national/laxatives-sell-out-as-hoarders-try-to-make-use-of-excess-toilet-paper/

Laxatives sell out as hoarders try to make use of excess toilet paper

"There's a run on the runs"

Sydney to Melbourne train derails north of Melbourne; two passengers dead:
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-02-20/two-dead-in-train-derailment-melbourne-wallan/11986230
Two people die after passenger train derails near Wallan north of Melbourne

The Country Fire Authority confirms the train had come off the rails near the town of Wallan, 45km north of the Victorian capital.

In 19th-century Australia, larrikins would disguise themselves as ghosts and terrorise the public for lulz; some were the stereotypical working-class lads, but many were respectable professionals:

https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/ghost-hoaxing

The Mischievous 'Ghost Hoaxers' of 19th-Century Australia

To stave off boredom, some people donned sheets and menaced the public.

Toorak reprazent:

Hopefully the ALP will block the “Religious Freedom” bill, or at least amend the yell out of it.

… who are we kidding? The last time they tried opposing the conservatives they got the stuffing knocked out of them so hard all the way to 2022. They’ll politely wave this through and hope that nobody in the Murdoch press or right-wing talk radio calls them names.