Far right: We have all the guns! what are those pussies going to do? Also Far right: cities are so dangerous I heard someone got shot there

Na don’t make em eat the canned food, you probably know what’s in the cans anyway. What you have to do is make fun of them for thinking this is a rational response. For the rest of their life it’s “Careful don’t make Carl mad or he’ll be after your labels!” or " what are you gonna do fuck with the cans again?" this will cause childhood emotional trauma making them a more interesting and funny person or turning them bat shit insane. When they talk about it with their therapist in their 30’s they’ll storm out of the appointment because the shrink snorted at bare Can Carl, or talk about it on stage at the giggle hut down town

anyone ever tell you you’re kind of a cunt?

you gotta touch the butt that’s the trick

A friendly one of these dogs wanted pets from me when I was walking on a farm once. It excitedly asked me by putting its paws on my shoulders and licking my face. Best dogs, legitimately terrifying.

The “No” on the sign is for the cars to stop not the pedestrian.

oh no the old fucks are “gearing up to push back” whatever will we do against their strongly worded letters

can we just start chanting “fuck off” every time she appears in public?

I hate to see people thinking an end is coming and then trying to make it worse. Whatever this all is we are here together.

slopbox?