This app has a lot of updog on it
Me at 20: I want to make a difference in the world
Me at 40: maybe if I stand really still and never speak again, I won’t fuck anything else up
A Pinky & Brain spin-off for grown ups that always starts with them sitting tired at coffee in the morning:
Pinky: "What are we going to do tonight?"
Brain: "Same thing we do every night. Try to go to bed early"
And then the whole episode is just about how stuff comes up and prevents them from going to bed early.
If you believe everyone is lying to you EXCEPT Donald Trump…
Seek professional help.