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okay according to alphys this is probably because machop are closer genetically and evolutionarily to humans than I am!!! fucking superb!
machop's hands look more like human hands than mine do what the fuck
tbh the energy in the queen's house today is contagious!!! if there are jewish humans following me I hope you guys are as hype as Frisk and I am for passover and that your holiday goes well ))nwU((
also apparently the upcoming holiday frisk celebrates involves EATING HORSERADISH STRAIGHT UP so I will be PROVING I'M NOT A WEAK PUNK at the seder by EATING A WHOLE BOTTLE OF SUPER POTENT HORSERADISH NGAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
humans be like: *has a holiday this weekend* and I think that's EXTREMELY sexey because I get tomorrow off work
time to sleep*
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*sneakily play pokemon under the covers
~dad papyrus and alphys don't interact I'm definitely not staying up until 3 am for no reason again~
ah the power of lesbianism....
ever get so angry the lump of flesh that used to be your left eye starts hurting
still fucked up about that weirdo tello human... imagine thinking I'd do that to Papyrus under any circumstances ever,,,,,,,,, what an absolutely frigid take. leave it in Snowdin and it'd literally melt. ugh ))ō,,,U((
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