Jose Canseco remains the best.

My buddy keeping me company while I watch cubs in bed due to strep. But I wish he’d bathe elsewhere.

What in the hell? The Zobrists are so weird.

JD MARTINEZ HAVE A SEAT

Sundays are for cooking, so I decided to make Cubs Twitter.

Folks, the nephew, he’s growing so fast.

Folks

*Extreme Depeche Mode voice*
My own personal cat headrest.