Zed Not Zee ✅

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It/That /Failed Comedian /Turtle Island Native /Into digital privacy and tech /fuckcars
Profile pic stolen from 2014 film: Güeros

Feel free to comment on old posts, I like discussions and interacting with people on Mastodon

Fuck you DICK Cheney
Me: needs therapy
My wallet: Best we can do is AI chatbot
To continue on Charlie Kirk, I hear lots of white people hear I should have empathy for him.
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We should stop sooting people in public for saying stupid shit, BUT...if the shoe would have been on the other foot, that Charlie Kirk fucker would have been celebrating.

Fuck. He was playing 4D chess all along.

You win this round Charlie.

Just came back here to say fuck that charlie kirk guy, I hope he was alive long enough realize he got shot
In breaking news: Immigration enforcement breaks down the doors of the oval office detaining 1 Melania Trump who was on the list of persons who entered the US from an old soviet country. While being taken away, one of the immigration agents turned to Baron Trump and said to him, "you'll be reunited soon", a reference to to the ongoing birthright citizenship debacle

Well, there goes my fucking weekend. Wake up, folks—Cybernews says 16 billion logins (yeah, billion) have been dumped online from 30 different datasets—infostealer malware + past breaches. This isn't some mega hack of Apple or Google—but your credentials for those services still got scooped.

So what am I doing for the next 48 hours? Password spring-cleaning is the only fucking way. Here's the drill:

🔑 Reset all your important logins.

Use a password manager or switch to passkeys—no more “Password123!”

Turn on 2FA everywhere.

Check Have I Been Pwned to see what popped up.

Yes, it sucks. Yes, it’s annoying. But if you’re not securing shit now, you’re asking for account takeovers, phishing, identity theft—basically a dumpster fire for your personal life.

So, if you care about your shit—or just want your weekend back—do the work. Change. Secure. Breathe. 🙌

https://cybernews.com/security/billions-credentials-exposed-infostealers-data-leak/

Peak #capitalism was putting ads on receipts. Like why tf do I need to buy more garbage???
Who would have thought that capitalists would be the undoing of capitalism