ZaphodOfTexas

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I'm just this guy, you know?

I tend to be a low image user. Text mode is best mode.

It's been an expensive weekend. On Saturday, I rolled into my local gun shop and bought America's most controversial gun. A part of me is thinking that maybe I want to move to a left handed ejection port (I shoot lefty because my left eye is better for aiming).

Today, I had a bike that needed to go to the shop for its 1000 mile tune-up, but I left with another bike, all according to keikaku.

Buying the bike was harder and more time consuming.

Oh right. Remember kids: it’s just a jump to the left, and then a step to the right. Put your hands on your hips, and bring your knees in tight. But it's the pelvic thrusts that really drive you insane.

The local pub has Malort. Weird, given Texas and all. So I tried it.

Very herbal. Like, that’s a dozen different herbs in there. And it lingers because they’re all alcohol soluable but not water soluable.

I’ve had a lot worse. Y’all are weenies.

I need an identity that isn't "white". I don't want to be associated with the hierarchies that whiteness has. But I don't have an alternative. My ancestors were from many different groups. I don't get to have an ethnicity. There's a hole here.

There are far too many times when I run into my coworkers’ limitations because they were always computer science majors.

They’ve never moonshined. They didn’t write papers on the development of ethics as a field of study during the Athenian period. They’ve never written such papers while moonshining.

And it makes me sad. College wasn’t a great time in my life, but damn do I make it sound amazing in retrospect.

What do y’all know about Pixelfed?

What’s the kind of #mtg player who owns several decks across multiple formats (up to and including Legacy), but mostly wants to play Jumpstart?

Where does that person sit?

The HOA declared war today.

Therefore, I will not rest until it is dissolved.

Well, I don’t have cancer, so there’s that.

Me: “Let’s have a productive WFH Friday!”

Jira: https://youtu.be/xt2aouhiWLA?si=ZtHe5iabbuIA0TMi

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