This one’s easy.

Trump is happy in the top one because he’s the only narcissist in the room.

Trump is unhappy in the bottom one because Elon is another malignant narcissist, who is stealing Trump’s spotlight.

This necklace is a warning sign that says “Do not have set with this person.”

Uhh, about 83 million years separated these two species.

I’m Cotton Stick… Cotton Stick Galore.

Anyone using the term “leftist” is a faithful republican. Non republicans don’t think like this.

“It’s the only thing that makes me feel significant in a society that I struggle to understand” - Large truck owners (if they were literate)

What do you think they signed up for, chap?

Trump kicks Ukraine because he’s a Russian asset and that’s what Putin has ordered.

Down voted for being esoteric.

“Alexa, from now on, call me ‘Big Dick Daddy from Cincinnati’.”