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My new resume! One pager. I wrap up my current Army stuff on Jan 5th. Lmk if you want this guy!
Twitter is having a day..

Also, I subtracted 1 trillion arms from the global population. Mostly to make my math example work cleanly.

...sorry?

@supermathie is your Avatar a you don't know jack reference? Playing it now.
Back home after nearly a month away. The animals are happy to see me... Well, Twitter is anyway.
...I'm on a submarine!
I'm on a boat!
Dear Twitter,
I'm sorry for your unfortunate name. I know now that it was a mistake. I'll never be able to tell you what your name means when your old enough.
-Dad