I was getting enough to experience death last month. Here’s what it taught me about customers.

"How much will you tip?

“TITS!”

Built a new PC for the first time in a decade last spring. Went full team red for the first time ever. Very happy with that choice so far.

Is this “has seen” or “is really into”?

Jak 2 fucked my 13 year old brain up.

Having played the first game a little late, I rushed off to spend my savings on the sequel as soon as it came out. I was not ready for the dark turn it took. It was like someone had snuck GTA 3 into a kids game without any one noticing, going from a cute but kind of dirty kids game to a dark city with cars and guns where you could run over people and get into a fight with the cops.

It’s not the news you’re looking for, but you deserve to know about OpenGOAL nonetheless.

It’s a project that aims to revive the programming language that the Jak & Daxter series was written in. They’ve mostly succeeded in porting the first game, and somebody has already made mods for it.

Now port them for real, cowards.

Like I know that this is just spam for a scam game and it’ll get rightly nuked soon, but can I just take the time to mention how delightfully shit a name for a game “teen patti master” is?

You hit the exact right combination between potentially NSFW, useless and confusing.

Kudos, now fuck off.

Or they’re switching packaging, and one is selling less / more than the others so is from the older / new packaging.

Every two weeks? That seems a bit hectic. Can we do something like maybe once every two months?