Based on my assumption that we live in the stupidest timeline, I predict that Trump will actually fulfill his promise to not put boots on the ground in Iran.

The Marines will instead be wearing crocs.

So you’re saying that as long as the bare wires are soaked in liquid nitrogen, they’re fine to touch!

“Netanyahu announces plan to build gas chambers and to execute three million criminal anti-Semites.”

I think Israel senses that the writing is on the wall. For decades they’ve preferred to gradually expand their borders, slowly antagonizing their neighbors and then using the resulting retaliations to justify land theft.

But this shtick is wearing thin. Slowly the tide is turning against Israel, even in the US. And Trump is likely to be the high water mark for US support of Israel. Trump’s given them a blank check, so they’re treating this as their last chance to grab as much land as possible while facing minimal international resistance. This is the fire sale of the US/Israel alliance.

Legally, in the US at least, debt passes away when you do. But any assets you own first go to the debt before they go to any heirs you have.

As for the loan shark, well the mob doesn’t follow the law. They’ll do what they want.

I call for God to kill Hegseth’s pastor.

The Devil took over the GOP around 1980 or so. And I don’t mean Reagan, I mean the literal guy with the horns and pitchfork. Evangelicals are almost all Devil-worshipers. Their master teaches them to hate, so they hate.

Which God? Whose God?

I for one think this man is a literal Devil-worshiper. If your religion leads you to hate, you’re worshiping Satan. Gay people exist because God wants gay people to exist. It is the height of hubris to dare to question the will of the Almighty. If God didn’t want people to be gay, he wouldn’t make gay people.

This man is going to Hell.

Personally, I find it extremely unlikely that the Sun will be allowed to proceed down its natural path. In principal, stars can be engineered. I fully expect the Sun to be still burning strong a trillion years from now.

He will be arrested, and the news will report that a “trans-identified biological male” was in the women’s restroom. Fascists don’t give a fuck about internal consistency.