Sends innocent people to slave prison: who cares. Messes with my 401(k). BRING OUT THE GUILLOTINE!!

Yes, but how are you going to prove they didn’t ID themselves properly during your trial, when you don’t even get one? Checkmate ACLU lib-gards!!

Should have thought of that before hitching up to a lunatic.

Trump has just assessed Tariffs on every country except Russia. If he were not an agent working for Russia, he could hardly do a better job of making the same decisions that Putin would make.

No one read it. There were plenty of more obvious warnings.

Would you be concerned about the reactions of her family when they find out you’ve made this arrangement? How much do you want to bet she is not as forthcoming with her parents.

What are ‘Free Republican States’ ?

Can we do billionaires next? There is surely a little overlap.

Tuber-something? So mysterious we dare not recall its name!!!

Since 1745. No. 1066.