oh thank you i will try

gooning session

i cant access my laptops bios anymore tho after installing pop os

reddit will ban you if you dont take this seriously and clown on this post.

santa is haram. Only jesus is allowed.

follow through lies are always the solution 👍

I think its reasonable to assume this one is going in the book. Not at 4, but at the age you are unlucky enough to cover this lie up to.

no thats the point. I genuinely think you might be unlucky enough that this lie stays with the kid for too long. might even reject other classmates attempts at clearing it out because your kid trusts you. Also critical thinking involves dividing facts from fiction, and you dont teach this by telling fiction. If thats a white lie i dont wanna see your actual lies.

The idea is shit and it would obviously not work out for more than 3 seconds, but if something isnt obviously funny you always have to assume that OP posted this for a reason.

Well i like the idea that something must be a joke when someone writes “life hack”