I just see one small fire in Northern California after the lightning. Did we get through this or are there more fire warnings down the line? #cawx

There comes an age where someone says two people are a cepebrity couple and you will say to yourself “I don’t know who those people are or why they’re famous and I will not learn.” And it is the BEST age because it means you’re done with culture and can finally catch up on the things you missed!

So much of my life is spent being the tiredest I’ve ever been.

You eat these apples when you want to get high as hell.

@BenjaminAhr W/R/T We Own This City—I strongly recommend it. Heads up that it’s basically David Simon saying “This is what happened because you all ignored the lessons of The Wire.”

Saw a video ranking state flags and Texas' was way too high and California's way too low. You can't judge a subdivision flag by the same criteria as a national flag. Chaps my schnapps....

Yeah, yeah, yeah, Twitter is bad—but neat things still happen there, like Andrew Tate getting so worked up that Greta Thunberg made fun of him that he accidentally doxed himself and was arrested by Romanian cops.