Lá Fhéile Pádraig sona daoibh

Happy St. Patrick's Day.

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I am gutted by the result, and gutted for Ireland too, but what a game of rugby and what a 6 Nations championship.

Congratulations to France.

When Trump won his second term I thought to myself, "there's no way that apology for a human is actually going to run the USA, the real president is going to be either Elon Musk or Vladimir Putin".

I'm not too proud to admit my mistakes, I was very wrong... the real president is Benjamin Netanyahu.

So the aircraft carrier USS Gerald R. Ford has a problem with its plumbing.

Since the ship is totally full of 💩 surely it's time to rename it the USS Donald J. Trump.

Strange thoughts that enter my brain, at stupid o'clock in the morning, whilst I'm suffering from insomnia.

No. 1 in a potentially very long, and probably weird, list:

"If Andy is short for Andrew does that mean that Andy Pandy's full name was Andrew Pandrew?"

I had a busy night last night. I single handedly saved the world from a zombie apocalypse. I killed the entire undead hoard.

What I can't understand is why they were all carrying buckets of sweets.

Great to see so many patriots waving the Union Flag in London today...

No, not the flag-shaggers following the racist thug Tommy Robinson, I mean those inside the Albert Hall for the Last Night of the Proms.

JD Vance: imagine being so vile that after meeting you even the pope loses the will to live.

#JDVance #PopeKiller