Wow! A sub 2 hour Marathon. What an achievement.

Congratulations to Sabastian Sawe.

Lá Fhéile Pádraig sona daoibh

Happy St. Patrick's Day.

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I am gutted by the result, and gutted for Ireland too, but what a game of rugby and what a 6 Nations championship.

Congratulations to France.

When Trump won his second term I thought to myself, "there's no way that apology for a human is actually going to run the USA, the real president is going to be either Elon Musk or Vladimir Putin".

I'm not too proud to admit my mistakes, I was very wrong... the real president is Benjamin Netanyahu.

So the aircraft carrier USS Gerald R. Ford has a problem with its plumbing.

Since the ship is totally full of 💩 surely it's time to rename it the USS Donald J. Trump.

Strange thoughts that enter my brain, at stupid o'clock in the morning, whilst I'm suffering from insomnia.

No. 1 in a potentially very long, and probably weird, list:

"If Andy is short for Andrew does that mean that Andy Pandy's full name was Andrew Pandrew?"