nutting off over here lol

Thinking about having 5 guys for lunch even though I know its gonna make me feel pretty bad "my mind is a prison"

speaking directly into a chili dog to practice mic technique for my radio job that i want some day "good morning its a bit early for a chili dog ha ha"

saw a pic of jonah hill in dress pants with a tucked in jersey before bed and then during a dream I heard he died

a joke about how chapo and chappie sound similar and making observations about that

looked under my desk for a real investigation of "could I sleep here if i applied myself?"

my toot well done dried up

somebody at work took a dump and the shit splashed all the way up on to the tank and im taking a stand against it

how am i supposed to be a font of creativity with toots when my arm is all danged up with ant venom?