One is a goofy pop culture icon from the early 2000s with a reputation for kindness and professionalism, and the other is Ellen DeGeneres.
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Still better than Dragonball Evolution
That’s what happens when everyone’s retirement plan is “die before you can no longer work.”
Whenever I’m asked to fill out a survey, I always just copy and paste the entire text of Dante’s Inferno from Project Gutenberg.
As a software engineer on the hunt for a new job, it seems like every company hiring right now is one of three things:
- Evil Distopian Nightmare Corporation
- Same, But Also Makes Weapons
- AI Startup Named “Jilquetoast”
I long to be out there, with my brothers, waging war against the Empire
Oh hi Mark 1:15
A warrior’s drink
How I look in the mirror ☝️
How I look in photos:
As long as the slugs are slowly loaded manually by a bunch of servitors.