just go to japan, that’s where most japanese girls are

it doesn’t say what part of the sea, just random… so you’ll almost certainly be crushed to death in the first week, considering that most of the ocean is too deep for you to survive 30 seconds.

if it was always floating on the top that would be a good deal… i can hold my breath for 30 seconds so even a storm probably wouldn’t kill me.

one of them only tells the truth, the other one sometimes lies, and was lying when he said one of them always lies.
or maybe the riddle doesn’t count.

you could’ve just worn it inside out….
that said, me too but buddy… except i just want a little tiddy goth gf….
honestly tiddy size doesn’t matter to me much, i feel like there’s too much focus big tiddy goth gf’s and the rest of the goth gf world is being ignored….
#allGothGFsAreAwesome

pretty sure we’re not supposed to post personally identifiable on here

but the grease is the evidence of it’s use….
years from now, archeologists will be able to extract DNA from the keyboard… to discern what kind of things i was eating when i dropped crumbs and residue….
spores from local mycelia will still be viable….
…
yeah i’ll clean it and take another picture

if only i could find socks that go above my knees… (i’m about 2 meters tall)