Smokers…

Because that is a time-proven design ever since the first cruise missile ever?

It was found docked in a harbour and destroyed by a missile strike a year or two ago.

Plot twist: EU enacts Chat Control.

Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out.

Of course, agent Krasnov has to report home. He isn’t even hiding it anymore.

Unlike the Epstein files.

There is obviously no infrastructure, no buildings and no cellars to hide in. If you try to hold it drones will go Liam Neeson on you.

Also Ukrainians would have to cross Dnipro first.

And wear a suit?

I’ll give you the Spanish Civil war, but the occupation of Bohemia and Moravia(Slovakia declared independence a day prior) was not a war as the authorities decided not to fight back.