@robtherunt Really? Hmm couldn't tell. 🥸
Also, one could perhaps poach, boil, fry etc Easter Eggs. Successfully is another matter.

Related, you do know that meat fabricators are lobbying to have all plant-based and other sources of protein products marketed with the word meat in their labels to not be allowed to legally do so?
Similarly, the dairy folks are doing the same with non-animal-derived "milk" products.

Related, I adore the product calling itself "Malk." Just the word and notion; haven't actually tasted their product nor know nothing more of their company.

Unrelated,I sometimes refer to bacon fat as bacon juice. Uh oh.

@robtherunt If a thing is shaped like an egg it can be called or referred to as an egg. A chocolate egg is a chocolate egg. It's a chocolate egg.
Almond Milk-like Drink... Almost anything and certainly any? nut can be 'milked', that is, turned into "milk." Riced Cauliflower isn't rice, but it's resembling rice in shape and texture.
It's using a familiar reference point. Just call it milk. It's fine. Read labels. It's fine. It's OK that you've gotten confused, and there are so many marketing tactics and mislabelling allowances that are more than annoying and often border on dangerous for consumers. [allergies & anaphylactic shock, anyone?]
It's ok to be annoyed.
Meat-like Product.

eggcorn.
analagous.
metaphor.
wordplay.
FDA.
government.

I share in your pain.