I think you’re 12 or 13 and lying about being 20 by your writing style and use of emoticons.

Paladin Fairy?

“I AM DEVOUT TO MY GOD!” Gets flicked across the room

Frission, maybe?

Bad Dragon

I saw a house in Phoenix that was in my price range. I thought, “Wow, this house has a lot of natural light.”

The last photo was a picture of the roof, or lack thereof.

No. People are afraid to die because they know the light at the end of the tunnel is Jersey.

Someone asked me if I was from Jersey. Bitch, do I look like use a whole bottle of bronzing lotion?

So, uh, I have no idea if my chaotic good monitors have different dpi. I guess I’m just used to it lol

Your bus’ route isn’t on their website?

Where I live, we have a map of the entire public transit.

Sky King