If anyone's looking for a Mastodon Halloween-themed handle I thought of Tootinkhamun's Curse, feel free to use it since I'm never on here

Just logging in to Mastodon to follow my favorite person, Wil Wheaton. Now to take a big sip of coffee and see what he's up to on here

Check this for the first time in days to find a bunch of people who follow me now follow me *again* on a site called bofa.lol and to follow them I have to be on something called the "fedverse" and I don't know what any of this means but it sounds like some Cop Shit

Who are all of you people?

Just checking in to see if this website still exists

More like Mastodon't

I started following people back but frankly this is all so exhausting right now smh

I accidentally just starred my own toot which sounds like some gross sex thing