“Oh look! Free meal!”

Narcissists like him would never seek failure intentionally.

Intense Vietnam flashback

As if the girls won't do the same thing

Replace the big wolf with a log for accuracy
https://www.ecosia.org/images?q=log#id=0DC825205CBA937C1C05BD93804B99F6A047286A

You'll probably run into some ban-happy admin that's all.

ACAB

Good. Die before it can interfere with the upcoming election.

It's freedom in the sense that you are free to own slaves set up your own church and stop paying taxes to the British empire.