That’s easy to solve. We just give them an allergy service dog that warns about potential allergens and chases them away if needed.

The difference with Linux is that instead of investing money into your ecosystem, you invest your time. What is worth more to you?

To be fair they tried posting it on the Linux community on .ml and there were so many upvotes and positive feedback that it crashed the server. So they had to post it again somewhere more balanced to limit the impact.

Some people think king salmon are a different species but really they were just crowned king of salmon because they can jump the farthest.

Sounds like it only works on mice. But maybe they can give mice the nasal spray and then put the mice in your nostrils so that the mice can protect your immune system while the vaccine protects theirs. Best of both worlds really.

When you get the jitters from drinking too much coffee after 11AM, it means you were THIS close to turning into a gremlin.

Genius, it’s like a tax on walking. If you could get anywhere by walking in America, these would be all over the place.

I heard on a podcast that it is somewhat common (more than 0.001% anyway) in developing countries for people to test positive for rabies antibodies even though they hadn’t been treated for it. Implying that they had been exposed but somehow overcame it.

I thought it was radiolab but I can’t find it now…

Hold up so I could have as much asbestos as I wanted if it weren’t for my stupid immune system?

Incredible, the future is now