Y'all just double fist hot sauce with your pizza rolls? #cholula #tacobellhotsauce #diablosauce #pizzarolls #onthessdrunkexpress

@cars Bring back mini trucks! My 1990 ford ranger is everything a commuter should be. People do not need fast cars they need something reliable, fast enough to get you from point A to B, and a perfect sized bed to haul almost anything in your home. Driving is still a blast BECAUSE IT IS SLOW! If you have not driven a vehicle with less than 100hp then treat yourself to the joys of your nearest shitbox.

Had a nice walk at the company terminal. Was walking by a retention pond and heard a toad orgy. Stayed for a while to enjoy the orgy and decompress. I was just listening but I think I got a couple of warts out of it. Unfair.