More like masto-dont-touch-that-dial
| Pronouns | they/them/any |
| LinkTree | https://linktr.ee/unicornharrison |
| Threads | https://www.threads.net/@unicornharrison |
Harrison
@UnicornHarrison
- 2 Followers
- 4 Following
- 15 Posts
does stupid things on twitch sometimes | business/sweet little nothings: [email protected]
Yes, I'm going live and yes, the reason why I am late is terrible! And yes, it's going to happen again
Just spent my Friday night watching old training videos
I don't know how to get any bitches, but I definitely know how to provide great customer service at Blockbuster and how to sell Crystal Pepsi
The only reason I celebrate my birthday is all the SWAG (Stuff We All Get)
So far, I've gotten a free dessert, free pizza, and about $15 worth of gift cards from various places.
Can I free healthcare next birthday?
I'm more of an asocialist because being a socialist because that involves going outside and talking with people and FUCK THAT
The only freedom that I'm celebrating is the free dessert I got from Chili's
All Fart by Smash Mouth
The best way to spend a Sunday night is to giggle loudly to #ITYSL clips
> Gets nostalgic
> Looks up cute Overwatch video from years ago
> Creator Last online: Three years ago
> Me: "Gee, I wonder what happened to the creator"
> Looks up creator
> Creator got exposed for being a massive racist and transphobe; disappeared completely
> Nothing of value was lost
> Looks up cute Overwatch video from years ago
> Creator Last online: Three years ago
> Me: "Gee, I wonder what happened to the creator"
> Looks up creator
> Creator got exposed for being a massive racist and transphobe; disappeared completely
> Nothing of value was lost