Trying to be the OJ Simpson of mastodon

Doing posts online? Couldn’t be me

I may be a degenerate but at least I don't gamble on college football, what a fucking mess.

*Extremely back on my bullshit voice*
I'm back on my bullshit (getting high, gambling and eating candy)

I’ve been mad online for like two weeks so I had to take a break from this website so I didn’t piss anyone off lol

If it doesn’t stop getting so fucking hot at my desk for the last hour of the day I will abolish capitalism by myself!

Should I buy a ps4 so I can play Spider-Man?

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