Ryan LaMarre has shaved his beard two hundred times since he the White Sox picked him up.

Joe Mauer arguing with the ump just now: "I respect your decision, but oh boy that one was close."

In his very first MLB inning, Stephen Gonsalves strikes out two and strands runners on the corners. He is 9n pace to lead the #MNTwins in career K/9.

🚨🚨🚨JOE MAUER HAS HIT A DINGER🚨🚨🚨THIS IS NOT A DRILL🚨🚨🚨

Fifth team's the charm for Oliver Drake

After going 5-for-5, Logan Forsythe has disappeared into a cloud of sulfur as Jake Cave entered as a pinch runner. A document in an ancient, unknown language has been found in his locker. #MNTwins

The Twins haven't scored seven runs in an inning since 2001 when Cleveland Indians catcher Eddie Taubensee died behind the plate and nobody noticed for eleven batters.

Miguel Sanó got away with sexual assault. Just a reminder. #MNTwins