The ride will be bumpier, and the tires will wear unevenly, but you will get better gas mileage.

They can always use parallel construction

You must not know about Altoona pizza.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Altoona-style_pizza

I can’t actually argue with that statement

This also helps prevent the cork from drying out

Windows 98SE was peak design

Look how well that worked out for Arthur Anderson

Altoids

Well it’s very hard to read