Professor of Nuclear Semiotics at Bovine University, author of the best selling books “10 Things the Atomic Priesthood Doesn’t Want You to Know” and “10 Reasons Your Cat is Glowing and Why That’s Good”
romantic valentine's day gift idea: a sleep mask with "uwu" on one side so your partner knows you're too sleepy, and an outline of important dates from the protestant reformation on the other side so your partner knows the edict of wurms was in 1521