Turd Blossom

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One messed up person trying to navigate life.

Why the offensive name?

I don’t know. It’s how I feel about myself.

Turd BlossomJan 20, 2023
Idiocracy is upon us. #Santos
Turd BlossomJan 6, 2023
Mark RuffaloJan 5, 2023
Hey everyone. Just wanted to eliminate the confusion and let you know that this is actually me. 😂 Hope you are having an awesome Thursday!
Show threadTurd BlossomJan 6, 2023
@mmasnick what a turd
Turd BlossomDec 31, 2022
Mike Masnick ✅Dec 31, 2022

A random fact that I learned today that I'd never known before: south Florida is the only place in the world that crocodiles (tropical) and alligators (temperate) overlap. I had no idea.

Also, manatees are freaking amazing.

Turd BlossomDec 23, 2022
The OatmealDec 16, 2022
How to be a dog in two easy steps
Show threadTurd BlossomDec 22, 2022
@mechtild55 Heard he scored a 90. He’s super proud because he thinks it was out of a 100.
Turd BlossomDec 22, 2022
This isn’t news. News would be if he was telling the truth. https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2022/12/21/trump-taxes-house-democrats/
The final collapse of Trump’s oldest political lie

For more than a decade, Trump has been misleading and misdirecting the American people about his tax returns.

The Washington Post
Turd BlossomDec 21, 2022
Online IQ test results. #oddesttrumptaxdeductions
Show threadTurd BlossomDec 20, 2022
@Sheril Adding this to list of things I wish I had known, but do now.
Show threadTurd BlossomDec 18, 2022
@MeidasTouch What a twit