Is #Twitterdown ? This is not the right question. The right question is "Is Twitter Down TF?" To which the answer is somehow always "yes", even though everyone wishes it would keep it on its pants. Twitter is the social media version of Harvey Winestein.

#photomonday is trending, so here's not a good photo from my camera reel without any context.

"I miss the old days of social media" say the people who actively ruined it for the rest of us. Hey remember when MySpace destroyed friendships and made drama by making you pick your top 8 friends and rank them? Or when you could give out superlatives to your classmates? Yeah, it's always been an apocalyptic hellscape out here, but now we just have the added bonus of having all our data and info stolen and sold.

Someone really needs to tell rich people that Squid Game was a warning about what happens if we don't change the system, NOT a blueprint for how to turn society into a cool poor people battle royale.

We've been hearing a lot lately about the Supreme Court, but what we all really want to hear about is the Taco Supreme Court and who the shadow government is behind all of all of these suspicious taco related decisions.

Social media like Facebook, Twitter, and Mastadon basically exist because we didn't want to talk to our racist neighbors IRL, so instead, we now talk to racist strangers with creepy doll collections and foot fetishes.