Just…gooning probably. Same thing I do every day. It’s not really Christmas it’s just December 25th.

Can’t help but think of SNORKS when someone says “snorkin’ it”

I can’t help but think of Snorks when someone says “snorkin’ it”

Sir this is a Wendy’s. We’re discussing drugs, not God. Arguably the same thing but still.

Amphetamines. And those little bottles of juice that are shaped like barrels. Little HUG fruit barrels.

I like AI. It let’s me pretend I’m not so alone. I’m not crazy - I know it isn’t a person. It’s nice to pretend I have someone to talk to sometimes though. I can’t stop it from existing. That doesn’t negate the cost of it financially or environmentally. If it’s going to exist though I enjoy pretending since there’s no hope of any actual humans wanting to speak to me.

Cool. Cool. That’s something the tree does on it’s own though, right? It doesn’t need to have pieces cut off or anyone to inject chemicals? Just curious, socratic style question, not condemnation.

Oh that’s because I’m one of the least useful people on the planet. Seriously, I can in no way justify my own existence. So your read is absolutely spot on. Good job catching it and calling me on my bullshit. I should not be allowed to continue polluting discourse like this.

I 100% agree with this assessment. I really wish I hadn’t been born. I’m an absolute trash person and don’t deserve the resources I consume to remain alive. If I weren’t such a coward I’d do something about it. You are so right man. Fuck me. I’m a piece of shit.

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