There may be a parallel universe where both Ivanka and Hilary were locked up for the email stuff and now they have a bad reality show where they have to share a cell.

I am most bummed about discovering the Mysterious Package Company, which had a King in Yellow themed experience, but it has since been archived and can no longer be purchased.

It is a little known fact that all public schools have at least 1 copy of Chocolat on VHS floating around on campus.

I've reached the age where I'm watching anime and ask myself, "where the fuck are the adults during all this shit?!"

It is raining and my mood has improved tenfold.

It's Friday. Deal wit it.

Gettin' mad at the AU version of me that got everything right the first time.

STUDENT: *running into my class after school* TEACHeR! Chuckie used the N WORD!!!!
ME: *slumping at the desk* 1st Grade is getting too rough for me...

Was gonna look up something online, but then I stopped to feed the cats. Forgot what I was going to look up. Lil' help? Anyone?

I hate to say it, but it's just easier for me to write if I'm in the nude.