Been a while.
Wassup Masto?
Mia Khalifa ✅
@TotallyNotMiaKhalifa
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Just a girl on the internet. All over the internet.
Eugen RochkoI hate how Chris Pratt ruined Chris Pratt for me
I didn't know I needed this
https://io9.gizmodo.com/hipster-lord-of-the-rings-where-the-nazgul-ride-fixies-5816257
Hipster Lord of the Rings, where the Nazgul ride fixies!
Ever wonder what Lord Of The Rings would look like, if it was set in Brooklyn? Imagine no longer! The amazingly talented Noelle Stevenson has illustrated a gaggle of endearing hipsterfied LOTR images. Behold Arwen, the indie coffee-shop queen.
I will literally suck your cock if you follow me
hinata scene edit 
retoot if you dont have a mastodon account
tfw your art skills are worse than Chris-Chan's
An "anonymous source" trashing Carson Wentz in the Philly Voice is the most Philly fucking thing I've heard this week.
We get it - you dumbass armchair GMs think the Eagles should trade Wentz to start Foles. Y'all tried that once. It ended with him traded.
Wentz >>> Foles any day of the week anybody saying otherwise is an idiot using small sample sizes and sentimental thinking
Fuck Chad Kelly
My preferred style of fighting is "Drunken Fist"
You get really drunk and throw awkward haymakers at people.
Bears lose to Eagles because Parkey forgets the target is between the uprights, not the uprights themselves