I'm out of water so I had to have my bedtime meds with the milk I have in for guests and it's fucked me up exactly as much as predicted. It feels like I've got butter in my brain! Butter in my brains and greentop in my veins!

I isolated Travis' Donald Duck voice from the newest MBMBAM and its very scary out of context; http://wyrdoldetippe.tumblr.com/post/154804208282/traviss-fucked-up-donald-duck-voice-from-the

That's the second necklace I've bought this year where the clasp was glued/soldered shut? To stop you using the chain for something else? It was the really tight springy clip kind so I can't imagine it was to stop it getting damaged in the post? bizarre.

SOmeone on tumblr also brought me this PRIMO mayorsash combo http://www.insidesocal.com/davidallen/2014/01/22/here-he-comes/

request: a picture of a real, legal mayor of a real town or city, wearing a sash that says ‘MAYOR’ on it. any time or country is fine. joke mayors like cats or ducks or that budweiser mayor of wherever guy aren’t. thanks for your assistance

im itching for a creepypasta about those unlicensed character nursery rhyme youtube videos with hundreds of millions of views but im worried it would be… too scary

the specific way robotnik says “drain the liquid!” in SA2 is a big part of my mental landscape

i cant stop thinking about this fucked up IHOP song that sounds like the Solway Firth Spaceman wrote it. i literally hate it and its haunted me for 3 days now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt_OS54FFFE