Gunther is poking around after breakfast, which was drizzled with fat from yesterday's Christmas duck, thinking there must be more where that came from.
TomSayingThings
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The only person on Earth who complains about getting paid to write about whiskey.
I'm doing historical research and looking at pictures of people from the 1880s to 1930s, and none of them look like ever had sex. I know they must have, but boy is it hard to imagine them in the throes of passion.
Profound Observation: Every Bourbon, if you let it dry-out in the glass, smells like waffles with butter and syrup.
I am in possession of a bottle of Old Forester Kind Ranch Bourbon, a limited edition released only in Texas that has two key attributes:
1. A very slight whiff of mesquite smoke from a mesquite charcoal filtration before bottling
2. A price tag double the normal price for regular Old Forester Bourbon.
I am working on an article called "In the Future All Bourbon Will Be Limited Edition".
I have 3000 followers on Twitter and 27 here on Mastodon. Whaddaya say we get me up to 30 followers today, proving that it is possible to rebuild 1% of the equity on Mastodon that we once had on Twitter.
Not that I'm bitter.
Here's a picture of Bourbon Street in New Orleans. I lacked the courage to ask what "Ass Beer" is. #SavetheHyphen
Great Moments in Television.
As part of my campaign to reach 25 followers on Mastodon, every day I post an innocuously cute photo of something in my life.
I live in Kentucky and sometimes go to the Kentucky Derby. If you have never gone, you should. Buy the cheap seats at ground level because you can feel the ground shake when the horses run by.
Anyway, here is my favorite Derby person ever.
This is the kind of entertainment people who follow me can expect every single day.