Like, this song is about an orgasm, right? La petite mort? I'm an American I don't know these things but this song whips.
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He/Him. Kinky enough. Appears humiliation femdom is my thing. Here when horny etc. Things are gonna get really inappropriate, alright?
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It was a not-so-lazy Sunday and after running some errands she decided to take a bath. But she always masturbates when she takes a bath and so I had to investigate. The stars must have aligned because she let me jerk off while ogling her naked, sudsy body. As she expected I took no time at all. She took my cum into her mouth and then, emphasizing her control over the situation, motioned me closer. She kissed me deep, swirling my own cum around my mouth with her tongue. Then she picked up her vibrator, patted my quickly softening cock, and told me to close the door on my way out. As I l left, still in my post-orgasm delirium, I wondered what she thought about after she sent me away.
Oh my gosh I've been gone for a bit of a while, huh? Sorry about all that. So I'm just going to have some coffee and see what all the folks have been up to. Have just a lovely day everyone
the thing i like about elon musk is that even though he has billions of dollars he still can't grow a beard. Can't post, can't grow a cool badass beard. Probably has normal human penis and not an internet sized penis
WHAT?! I missed valentine's day on here?! the single most sexual day of the year!?
Glad to see everyone is still naked though
"Lady, I don't care how smoking hot and naked you are, you're not going to scholar's mate me. I'm not seven anymore. I know what a naked woman looks like and ..." [Toj proceeds to lose on time bc of boobs and trying to think of clever things to say despite not being clever]
you don't correct somebody about vegetables unless you want to go to pound town so i assume something sexy happened
I had a dream I called a vegetable a turnip and this smoking hot lady scolded me saying it was a breakfast radish. We flirted *hard* you guys
Young lady don't you do it. Don't you ... wait! Come back! I didn't mean it, I've got to see more!
Thursday is a top-5 horniest day of the week for me