Toffer, a Texas-based creator

@Toffer
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85 Posts

Formerly employed by the Pope of Eruke. Diagnosed with a vague and grave disease by Dr. Sam Goldfarb.

ᴍᴏᴠᴇᴏ ᴇᴛ ᴘʀᴏғɪᴄɪᴏ

(Genderqueer (them/they) socialist)

Websitehttps://itstoffer.com
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Fuck this place.

Burn it down.

I’m over at bofa.lol now.

@[email protected]

Later you d-list ass kissers.

It’s past midnight and I’m walking around my neighborhood looking for a dog I saw last night who seemed lost.

If I get shot, know I got shot doing what I love the most. Posting on social media at the worst times.

On Louis CK:

People on the left hold everyone to a standard. It’s not a high standard. The standard is to be decent.

When we dog pile on people on our side and not the other we not being fair.

I like Louis CK, but he was super shitty and hasn’t atoned at all.

I only get angry at his treatment because of how many super shitty people on the right get away with this shit without us dog piling on them.

I don’t mind us policing people, but fucking police everyone.

My partner and I both have a huge crush on Nicky Nichols from Orange is the New Black and I don’t even watch the show.
@Toffer sixth…
I’m on my fifth long trip to the bathroom today and I’m beginning to worry.
I love the environment, but can we get disposable pots and pans now?
How awkward will it be if there is a heaven and you find yourself in a situation where you’re explaining your Pickle Rick face tattoo to Joan of Arc and Hemingway?

My wife received a package two days ago and has yet to open it.

What kind of sick discipline is this?

Don't you hate it when you stay up all night trying to figure out a way to give yourself Lock in Syndrome? Like it's my biggest fear and death is mercy to me so I really need to figure out how to get to my basilar artery…