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Blaze your glory! The very best of Elon Musk’s ~~Twitter~~ X falling apart — all on one Mastodon account. Curated by @eshumarneedi, profile picture by The Iconfacfory.
The official Elmo account was hacked.
I’m happy to report this didn’t work.
Elon Musk’s private security detail gets deputized by US Marshals Service

The US Marshals Service has deputized members of Elon Musk’s private security detail, giving them certain rights and protections of federal law enforcement agents, three law enforcement officials familiar with the matter told CNN.

CNN
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Happy new year.
I’M CRYING OH MY GOD I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
Even a 5,000 word essay wouldn’t be able to accurately describe what is happening on that website right now.
kill yourself