Brian

@TipsyPickle
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My mother was a Cucumber, my father was Vinegar. You know how this story ends
@godpod You aren't real? But you're right here in front of me, how......Wait hold up.. Santa isn't real!?! My life is a lie 😭

How to have a "beach body":

1) You're already 70% water, which is a good start

2) Replace the other 30% with sand