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ExPat for 20 years from across the pond. IT for a job and a hobby, sci fi nut
But do I REALLY have to go back to real life tomorrow? 😢

I made my husband a crocheted mastodon

I'm pretty sure that from now on, but with some rare exceptions (dotpebbles) I will crochet toys and knit garments.

Edit - not my pattern, it's from Zoomigurumi book 6

Edit#2 They have been named either Jean Mastodon or Rochko

#CrochetersOfMastodon #crochet #FibreArtistsOnMastodon #MastoCrafters #MastoInspiredArt

@jentaub
Rob Wilkins' biography of Terry Pratchett. I have only read the introduction but already been visited by the Onion Fairy.
@TimGroves well NO!

There is someone in the Wonkette comments posting OVER AND OVER again about my net worth of ... Four MILLION dollars. She's got a source, you guys! A private investigator SOURCE!

I now can't think about anything else.

Srsly, I'm ruined for the day.

Happy Christmas from Wonkette's worldwide headquarters in Detroit :D

💥Boom! Criminal referrals of Donald Trump. Love that the former law professor walks through the statutes

18 USC § 1512(c) (obstruction)
18 USC § 371 (defraud clause)
18 USC § 1001 (false statements)
18 USC § 2383 (insurrection)

#caturday #catdad #Twittermigrant

Hello to my baby boy Blaze! I always get jealous watching him sleep.
So precious lol 😆

This is Smudge my 20 year old kitty doing a heating vent inspection #happycaturday